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Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! I'm Ellen. I paint my toenails at the computer. I can't open child-proof things. I have really weird sleeping positions. I am extremely paranoid. I don't care what people think of me...But, I like to know anyway. I take ballet and Pointe (and I’ve also taken tap, character and jazz). I can play guitar—I have a maroon Fender Telecaster. I’m in 4-H (clovers, whoooo!). I'm really nosey most of the time. I'm a lover, not a fighter. I LOVE chocolate creme brulee. I’m a brunette, though lots of people insist that I *should* be a blonde, because I’m a ditz, or something. I’m homeschooled—always have been. When people find out that I’m homeschooled, they usually either assume I’m stupid, or extremely smart. I don’t know which is worse. If I were in school I would be a sophomore, though. I use the ^_^ smiley way too much. I've been to 24 states. I've gone to a gazillion craft shows. I have a cooking show in my bathroom. I had a doll named Ashpit when I was little. I have a cat named Crookshanks. I like to make icons. Love me, love me, love me, I'm a liberal. I like painting/drawing/sketching. I don't really like sitting in art class for 2 hours, though. The people are entertaining to listen to, though…most of the time. I enjoy writing and reading poems. I am on the internet way too much…Usually chatting on MSN. Feel free to add me: like-a-rolling-stone@hotmail.com I love to read—especially Harry Potter. I have so much Harry Potter memorabilia, it’s not even funny. I know how to throw pots. I love to sing the Oscar Mayer bologna song. And it's TOTALLY PRONOUNCED BAH-LOW-NUH! I think strange things are beautiful. Like, if you’ve seen American Beauty, I can totally relate to that with the plastic bag and the dead bird thing. I like boulders. My favorite boulder is named Rob. The Rob boulder is located in Pennsylvania, in a special place. You should take your library card and check the Rob boulder oooout. I like to make faces like :O. And say OMGISH! I make killer grilled cheeses. Really. They're like so good, omg. I know all the words to the piratical shark song. Oooh, you're jealous now, aren't ya? I love the Pennsylvania Renaissance Faire. I've never missed anything more than that place. My ramen noodle making skilz pwn yours. Especially Natalie's. Glitter noodles > Green Noodles. When Meggan and I are bored, we make up dances to Madonna music. Or throw Easter eggs at the ceiling fan. Or play Mario party for hours on end. We're so awesome, it's unreal. I love my PPers! *giggles* I can cook. I'm a maker-upper of songs on the spot. "Badgers are so uberrrrr, badgers are so coooool..." RIGHT, SARAH!?! XP Sarah is my lover. We have 17 3/4 kids. Natalie was present when most of them were conceived…She didn’t mind, though…I don’t think. :P I would tell you me and Sarah’s kids names, but I can't remember them all. Sarah was sitting behind me when I typed most of this. I'm kinda sarcastic. I'm a poet, and I didn't even know it...And I'm pretty corny. I like to memorize the lyrics of stupid songs. Speaking of memorizing lyrics, Tina and I memorized The Zephyr Song by the Red Hot Chili Peppers and we sing it and dance, and play badminton to it and go “SWISH, SWOOSH, CLANG!” and it's our song, because we're just that cool. I love to swim, and be in the water. I am a wubber of tandawoos. When I was little, I had a tandawoo [kangaroo] club. I'm serious. I was the coolest little kid ever. I like to say spatula. The sound of feet rubbing on carpet makes me want to vomit. I don't know why. Can you be allergic to a sound? ‘cause if you can, I think I’m allergic to that one. If I ever got close enough to touch a penguin, I would probably have to poke it. I love elbow skin. I like to flick people. I sing along to most TV theme songs. I always have at LEAST one hang nail on either of my hands at all times. I've been to around 500 different walmarts…and slept in most of their parking lots. Pennsylvania is where I belong. I am obsessed with the number two. Arthur is my favorite TV show ever. I watch it every day. And if I know I’m not going to be here for it, I tape it. I enjoy making fun of the Lawrence Welk show. I swear, it's the funniest show on the planet. I use suave shampoo. Rob does too. It's like, so weird. I love the color green, and invented the green club. If you love green, you can be in the club. I can't whistle. I have a double jointed thumb like Rob. We have crazyrandom things in common like that. I love random stuff. I think up random things when I'm trying to sleep. Pat's cow's cow pats! Two twos are better than one! I think those were the greatest lines ever invented...by me, anyway. I could go on for hours about random stuff about myself.

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